Anonymous asked: when will the next party you attend be?
fan #1: wow harry skipped that word in the solo what should we do about it to make him feel better
fan#2: let's trend "poor harry" on twitter that should make him feel good about himself
fan #1: yeah great idea let's do it i bet he'll love it
virgin mary: you
paul higgins: do
12 apostles: that
Just the first lady of the United States dancing...
horanslaugh: Paul is sitting at the KCAs looking like the local paedophile.
You guys, Harry Styles has a girlfriend...
harryslovegravy: But I can’t follow her on Tumblr, because all I see when I go on her blog is, “Customize” and “Dashboard.”
folllowed you all back.
just gone through and followed every single person back.. effort.
I'm on Facebook, watching everyone like these...
laugh-addict: And everyone’s like ‘OMG DATZ SO FUNNY N ORIGINAL!!!!1!!!ONE!” And I’m thinking “Bitch please, I saw that on tumblr about 3 months ago.” laugh-addict.com
Harry: Zayn wants to know if you're busy tonight
Fan: Can I get a high five?
Me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU. FAIL. AT. LIFE.
Me: The correct answer would have been to wink at Zayn and say "I am now"
Me: and then to smile sweetly at Harry and ask "Will you be joining us?"
LAUGHING OUT LOUD.