New Years Kisses
crrrazy: Expectation: Reality:
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Anyone ever: I'm gay
I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
stylesofficial: singtomestylesss: itsgottabeyoux3: jonasboysarelovely: horanstheworld-larry: styleslikeharry: I’m dying… They are so fucking amazing someone call 911. i think my heart fell out of my butt Where the hell was this!?!? I don’t even care. I think I just died. WHERE HAS THIS VIDEO BEEN ALL MY LIFE<3 how is it possible for a boy band to be so perfect? forever...
please could you follow http://iwillsolveyourproblems.tumblr.com if you need any advice, and things like that, not 100% sure what its about but go check it out xx